Pissed...

I am too pissed right now. I was awakened by two things about 30 minutes ago. First... Sonny's alarm clock went off, which must be connected to the damn stereo. After 5 minutes I'm like why the hell has he not cut it off? Hell I can hear it, I am sure he can too. I run downstairs and beat on the door. No answer. This is some bullshit. I ring his cell phone. No morning or hello. Can you cut your alarm off right now? He says he is not home. This is some bull. We need to have a meeting ASAP or I am likely to blow this shit-hole up. So we meet tonight. Right now his stupid clock which is still going is playing Ice Ice Baby. I'm going to be so turned up by the time we meet. And as if that wasn't enough. I come back upstairs and fall on the bed. Two minutes later I hear the damn cat scratching at my door. Kitty... you have no idea whose door you are at... the wrong one. I open the door and shooo him away. 5 minutes later he is right back up here. Dammit. It is too early in the morning for this shit. I will not tell you what happened next, but the cat is back in his place. I didn't harm the cat so all cat lovers can calm it down.
I look around and wonder... WHERE IS MY LIFE? THIS IS NOT IT!!!!